The Ultimate Collection of Handpicked Family Jokes to Make You Smile
Laughter is the glue that holds families together, and nothing beats a good, clean joke to bring smiles to every face. Whether you’re at a family gathering or just need to lighten the mood, these handpicked family jokes are sure to do the trick.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
- What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey, bud!”
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
- Why was the broom late? It swept in.
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
These jokes are perfect for all ages and will surely make your next family gathering filled with laughter. Keep them handy for those moments when you need to break the ice or lift someone’s spirits.
