Steering Into Laughter: 10 Hilarious Jokes About Drivers
Whether you’re a road warrior, a weekend driver, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, these hilarious driver jokes are sure to put you in the fast lane to fun! Buckle up and enjoy the ride!
1. The Parking Dilemma
Why do parking spots always shrink when you try to parallel park?
Because they get stage fright when they see you coming!
2. GPS Gone Wrong
I told my GPS I needed to go to the gas station.
Now it won’t stop crying about how I never take it anywhere nice!
3. The Traffic Jam Excuse
Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “There was a person driving the speed limit in front of me.”
4. The Speeding Ticket Solution
I got pulled over for speeding. The officer asked, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
I replied, “I was just trying to keep up with traffic.”
He said, “There is no traffic.”
I said, “That’s how far behind I am!”
5. The Backseat Driver
My wife told me I should slow down.
I told her, “You’re not the boss of me!”
Now I have to Uber home…
6. The Blinkers Mystery
Why don’t BMW drivers use their turn signals?
Because the factory installs them as optional accessories!
7. The Ultimate Road Test
Driving test instructor: “What’s the first thing you do when the car starts skidding?”
Me: “Scream.”
8. The Fuel Economy Expert
My dad always told me to drive as if I had a cup of coffee on my dashboard.
So now I’m driving slow… and covered in coffee.
9. The Bumper Sticker Truth
I saw a bumper sticker that said, “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
So I honked.
Now that guy is yelling at me.
10. The Red Light Dilemma
My friend stopped at a red light and kept sitting there even after it turned green.
I asked, “Why aren’t you going?”
He said, “I’m waiting for the light to turn a more positive shade of green.”
Driving can be stressful, but laughter makes the journey more enjoyable. Keep these jokes handy for your next road trip, and remember—drive safe, but laugh dangerously! 
