Laugh Out Loud: 12 Best Jokes About Kids, Animals, Jobs, and Life
Everyone needs a good laugh now and then! Whether it’s kids saying the funniest things, animals acting like little troublemakers, work struggles we all relate to, or just the absurdity of life, here are 12 of the best jokes to brighten your day.
Kids Say the Darndest Things
1. Dad: “Can you please stop playing with your food?”
Kid: “But you told me to enjoy my meals!”
2. Teacher: “If you had five dollars and I asked for three, how many would you have left?”
Student: “Five. I’m not giving you my money.”
3. Mom: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Kid: “A grown-up, so I can stay up past bedtime!”
Animals Being Hilarious
4. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
5. I asked my dog what 2 minus 2 is.
He said nothing.
6. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
Work Woes & Office Humor
7. My boss told me to have a good day…
So I went home!
8. Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.”
9. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Life’s Funny Moments
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…
She gave me a hug.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
12. Life is like a sandwich…
No matter which way you flip it, the bread always comes first!
Laughter is the best medicine, so keep these jokes handy for the next time you need a giggle! Which one was your favorite? 
