“Is that a curtain?”: Internet roasts ‘worst’ outfits at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding

🔥 Top Looks (But Not Without Drama)

• Lauren Sánchez stunned in couture Schiaparelli from Daniel Roseberry’s “Icarus” collection—a photogenic highlight of the festivities

• Khloé & Kylie Jenner brought bold glam: sequins, feathers, corsets—though Kylie’s almost‑white gown sparked bridal‑etiquette outcry

• Oprah nailed pajama‑party chic with feathers and satin during the late evening eventKendall Jenner, Vittoria Ceretti, and Usher offered sleek, stylish looks that balanced drama with elegance

🫠 The Fashion Faux Pas

• Jeff Bezos: His tuxedo (with a waistcoat, sunglasses, and bowtie) was roasted by menswear experts as “terrible, frightening, horrible”—a suit mishap on par with a “budget Bond villain” vibe

• Kylie Jenner: That near‑white corseted look, reminiscent of bridal lingerie, had wedding‑etiquette purists furious

• Kim Kardashian: Multiple looks drew criticism for being more “club night” than wedding‑appropriate—from snakeskin corset to lingerie‑style pajamas

• Ivanka Trump: Her pastel rose, Oscar‑de‑la‑Renta gown was judged too bridal, veering into “Glinda” fantasy costuming Brooks Nader, Kris Jenner, Tom Brady, Karlie Kloss and Jewel Kilcher also received fashion flops for misaligned themes or ill‑fitting ensembles

🎭 Social Media & Celebrity Roast Squad

• Megyn Kelly went harsh, likening Bezos to a “walking penis” and mocking the star‑studded guest listMeg McCain slammed the $50 million wedding as “gaudy,” “tacky,” and socially tone‑deaf amid tax‑and‑charity debates

• Rosie O’Donnell and Bethenny Frankel also jumped in—calling it “gross,” “tacky,” and poking fun at everything from the invitations to the decór .

✍️ Final Thoughts

This event was about two opposing narratives:

1. A dramatic runway of couture and over-the-top celebrity styling.

2. A backlash from style purists and critics spotlighting opulence, tone-deaf fashion choices, and questionable elegance.

If you love spectacle, there was plenty to admire. But Instagram’s fashion critics and celebrity culture analysts didn’t hold back—many outfits received a thorough roasting, from bridal‑wannabe dresses to bonkers LBDs and misfires for both the bride and groom.